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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Definitely Not Gonna Happen, Dude!


"Celebrating here, celebrating next week.
It's definitely better that they're not
celebrating in front of us."

Red Sox's Kevin Youkillis after Sunday's
win over the Yankees, who were in a
position to clinch the AL East.

The Washington Times, September 19, 2006,
Sports, Quotable, page C6.

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Not Gonna Happen, Dude!

"When we heard that they had their party planned
for this town, we took it kind of personally."

Zach Duke, after the Pittsburgh Pirates prevented
the New York Mets from clinching the NL East
Division for the third straight day with a 3-0
win Sunday.

The Washington Times, September 19, 2006
Sports, Quotable, page C6

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How to Win Friends and Influence People


"This girl walked up and asked if I would sign her ass.
She pulled her pants halfway down and that was it -
signed her ass and moved on."

Dante Hall, Kansas City Chiefs, when asked by ESPN's
Jump|Squawk, "What's your oddest fan encounter?"


ESPN the Magazine, Sept. 25, 2006, The Jump|Squawk,
page 38.

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In This Corner.....


WORM CHAMP\n. - used by some NFLers to describe a defensive
player thrown to the ground, as if they were burrowing into
dirt ("Dude, Orlando Pace totally made you worm champ today!")

Jags D-lineman Paul Spicer:

"I heard it as a rookie in Seattle. Some vets would yell it
every time I got thrown down. They even made a Worm
Championship belt that sat in my locker."

ESPN the Magazine, Sept. 26, 2006, The Jump|Squawk,
Sportuguese, page 38

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