Is There a Lawyer in the House?

"If that had been me, I'd still be lying there. I would have owned a
percentage of that team."


Joe Horn

New Orleans' Saints receiver, on the mishap in which the Tennessee
Titans' mascot ran into the Saints' Adrian McPherson with his golf
cart.

SOURCE: The Baltimore Sun, August 21, 2006,
"They Said It", page 2C.